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The bartenders asks Whats wrong this time The man says I found out that my son is gay The next day the same man comes in the bar and orders 15 shots of whiskey. Too much of anything is bad but too much good whiskey is barely enough. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love.

An Irishman is lined with copper and the beer corrodes it. So Lance how was the party. Give an Irishman lager for a month and hes a dead man.

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Gimme a shot of whiskey A man takes a seat at a bar and waves at the bartender. One turns to the other and says is it whisky.

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